Friday, May 09, 2003

SADDAM: FOR $30 BILLION, I WILL ATTACK MYSELF

In a stunning development, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein today offered to attack himself in exchange for $30 billion from the U.S. government.

The surprising offer came in a day when President George W. Bush exhorted America’s allies to join what he called “a coalition of the willing to be bought.”
BOROWITZ report.com

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